LAST HALLOWEEN POST FOR THIS YEAR

BOO HOO ! ALL THE GHOST, GOBLINS AND GOULS ARE GONE, THE WITCHES HAVE TAKEN FLIGHT ON THEIR BROOMS, ALL THE BLACK CATS HAVE SCURRIED AWAY, AND THE PUMPKINS HAVE GONE TO THAT GREAT PUMPKIN PATCH IN THE SKY.

NOW LAST YEAR WE WENT ALL OUT ON OUR EXTERIOR DECORATING, IT WAS TRULY AWESOME AND VERY GOULISH. SO THIS YEAR WE WANTED TO GO BIGGER AND BETTER, BUT.............. WELL, BETWEEN LACK OF WORK, NOT BEING QUITE TO PAR IN THE HEALTH DEPARTMENT, AND JUST THE OVER ALL STATE OF THE UNION. THIS IS WHAT I DID FOR THIS YEAR.

I HUNG THIS SIGN ON OUR FRONT DOOR, THE SMALL PRINT ON THE ORANGE SIGN, READS "SO WE WENT MINIMAL ON OUR DECORATIONS THIS YEAR". THE PICTURE ON THE BLACK PART IS A SCARY LOOKING HAUNTED "WHITE HOUSE", AND THE SMALL PRINT ABOVE THE BOO SAYS, "THE WHITE HOUSE IS GOING TO BE A SCARY PLACE". NOW I'M NOT SAYING SO WHY EVEN VOTE, IT'S IMPORTANT, WE ALL NEED TO VOTE! NO MATTER WHAT THE RESULT, IT'S OUR RIGHT TO LET OUR VOICE'S BE HEARD. (OK, I'M CLIMBING OFF MY SOAP BOX NOW)

WARNING; PROCEED WITH CAUTION IF YOU HAVE ARACHNOPHOBIA!

WE DECIDED TO GO AS DESERT RED NECKS, SO ROBBY WAS YOUR TYPICAL RED NECK GUY, AND I WAS HIS TYPICAL RED NECK "BIMBO" TYPE GIRLFRIEND.

DON'T YOU LOVE THE MULLET?

UNFORTUNATELY, NONE OF THE PICTURES OF THE TWO OF US TOGETHER, TURNED OUT WELL, WE TOOK THEM AS AN AFTER THOUGHT, SO WE HAD STARTED TO GET OUT OF COSTUME ALREADY, IT'S HARD TO GET MY COSTUME FROM THE PICTURE, MY HAIR HAD GONE FLAT BY THE TIME WE TOOK THE PICTURE, ETC.... SO YOU WILL HAVE TO USE YOUR IMAGINATION. MY HAIR WAS BIG, I HAD ON LOTS OF CHEAP JEWELRY, BLUE EYE SHADOW WITH HEAVY EYE LINER AND OF COURSE LITTLE PEG HEELS.

ANY WAY, THAT'S IT FOR THIS YEAR.