Monday, February 25, 2008

FOR HIRE SWIM SUIT BODY DOUBLE

FOR HIRE: BODY DOUBLE FOR SWIM SUIT SEASON. TONE MUSCULAR THIGHS, LARGE CHEST, CURVACEOUS HIPS, WELL SHAPED BUNS, CAN WEAR ANY STYLE SUIT, NO PROBLEM WEARING THONG STYLE. IF INTERESTED PLEASE CALL; 1-800-IMA-HIPO
MORE PHOTO'S AVAILABLE UPON REQUEST.


I LOOK FABULOUS IN MY ITZY-BITZY YELLOW POKA DOT BIKINI!!! DARLING!




I FOUND THIS PICTURE A WHILE AGO, I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THE PERFECT REASON TO POST IT. I THINK IT IS HILARIOUS!!!!! I LOVE IT. IT CRACKS ME UP EVERY TIME I SEE IT. (MAYBE BECAUSE IT MAKES ME THINK OF ME IN A SWIM SUIT) - (NO SILLY, I DON'T OWN A BIKINI) SO THANKS FOR YOUR POST HEATHER, WHICH GAVE ME THE OPPORTUNITY TO FINALLY POST THIS PICTURE.


P.S. I'VE SEEN YOU IN A SWIM SUIT, YOU LOOK MARVELOUS DARLING, YOU HAVE NO NEED FOR A BODY DOUBLE! :)

6 comments:

Heather said...

HA HA HA!!! That is hillarious!!! I hope that hippo doesn't apply for my want ads!!!

Heather said...

and you know what!?!? to be honest I WISH my buns looked like that hippos! They are tight and round!!! It's a sad day in Heather land when a Hippo's butt looks better than mine!!! Geez!!! I need to work out again today!!!

RC said...
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RC said...

I KNOW, HUH! IT'S SAD THAT EVEN A HIPPO LOOKS BETTER IN A THONG BIKINI THEN I DO IN ANY SWIM SUIT. AND ANOTHER THING, HOW COME DOUBLE CHINS, ROLLS ON THIGHS, DIMPLED ELBOWS, AND CHUBBY TUMMIES, ARE ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE ON BABIES, BUT ONCE YOU TURN TWO THESE THINGS BECOME UNACCEPTABLE. NOT FAIR, CAUSE YOU KNOW IF I WERE A BABY I WOULD BE DANG ADORABLE! OH WELL, WHAT CAN I SAY. :)

Cowgirl at Heart said...

What a great picture! She is too too cute in her bikini....Wish I looked that good in a swim suit. Good thing I don't swim much, and usually just by myself in someone's private pool....You made my day!

Hollie said...

hee hee, I love that picture, it's too funny. I have A LOT of work to do before swimsuit season. I think I need me one of these body doubles too!